Aliens like testicles?

Jul. 17th, 2005 at 11:59 PM

"Honey, the aliens are coming to swallow my testicles, so i need you to go at once to the grocery store and pick up some aluminium foil, wax paper, and five cans of tuna." *click*
I like voicemail.

Good weekend. Throwdown at the Badger's saturday. Four of us sat around and got horribly stoned, drank entirely too much beer, and made blueberry pancakes at 2am. Laughed more than I have in weeks. It's hard to make pancakes when you're fucked up. Spent most of today in town, got some nifty new shit. Supprisingly not hung over. Outstanding.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/CarnalMortality/DSCF0523.jpg
She's a good badger. She fondled me and sat in my lap. She gets me out of my house. She brought me beer and illegal substances to smoke. She tells me she loves me. Pity i'm not really a lesbian. The world's best badger. Don't mind the smilies on the nipples. I put them on mine...then hers needed a set too. I'm glad Bob took mine off when he came and sat on me this moring, or i would have walked around with yellow smiles on my tits all day. Yeah, pancakes.

Mood: drained
Music:shinedown-45

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7ate9 wrote:

Jul. 18th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)

dude. i had the worst hangover.
in that picture even my teeth are blue. damned frozen blueberries! how come in every picture you have of me i look like a sweaty mexican?

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carnalmortality wrote:

Jul. 18th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)

Because you are a sweaty mexican? Heh, I don't think Bob was doing so hot either. I on the other hand, felt better than I had in days. Maybe it's gods way of telling us that i should become an alcoholic and my life will vastly improve? However illogical that may be. Or...maybe i'm just not awake yet.

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napalmocean wrote:

Jul. 18th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)

haha, sweaty badger! Sweaty Badger, you need red streaks in your hair.

"dont leave me hiiiiiigh! dont leave me dryyyyyyyyy!!!"

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7ate9 wrote:

Jul. 20th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)

i used to have red streaks in my hair. it got old. and i'm not actually all that sweaty, i just look sweaty in pictures...

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(Anonymous) wrote:

Jul. 21st, 2005 10:36 pm (UTC)

Baby, I'm so godamn wonderful I make you wet, inside and out.
Whatever the hell that means.